" i'm sorry, i get mean when i'm tired. "

" i'm dependable. "

" i just want to run. "

" you know, i'm here for the sex if you need it. "

" i live my life under a banner of avoidance. "

" i can't help it, i'm an avoider. "

" tonight we will have hot, perfect sex. "

" it's okay to let your guard down. "

" you don't have to be tough all the time. "

" every bone, every muscle just aches. "

" did you only shave one of your legs? "

" the only thing you're going to get from me is sex. "

" i can't anymore. "

" i'm not looking for a relationship because i'm never good at them. "

" i'm letting go. "

" how did this happen? "

" how did we end up here? "

" shut up, i'm your person. "

" i don't know what to say to you. "

" it’s like candy, but with blood which is so much better! "

" so you blew me off for a bottle of tequila? "

" what is this? what're we doing here? "

" you know some people would call this a relationship. "

" beer is dripping from your nostrils. "

" there's nothing to talk about. "

" whatever, just spit it out. "

" it never get's any easier. "

" nothing surprises me. "

" okay, what's wrong with you? "

" you realize this constitutes hugging? "

" i'm having a moment here, don't mess with me. "

" thank you for not dying. "

" yeah, hi, did you bring liquor? "

" i feel empty. "