I need all the aus right now.

• you’re getting married to the wrong person so im gonna crash your wedding
• we were deeply in love but I broke your heart (even though I’m still in love with you) when I moved away with no explanation or goodbye but now I’m back home and we run into each other at the super market 
• i’m the captain of the football team, you’re the ‘geek’, but i still have a massive secret crush on you even though i’m afraid going out with you will fuck up my reputation
• i’m a teacher, you’re my new student and god damn i want you
• i’m a big corporate tykoone, you’re my new temp
• i’m 32 and just lost my wife, you’re my 20 year old neighbor
• we’re both married and are having an affair (complete, 100% angst)
• i’m a wanted criminal on the run, you’re the young wild-child wanting to escape your boring life and live on the edge
• our parents are the enemy crime lords, but i still love you
• i’m a gladiator, you’re a roman elite
• i’m a werewolf, whom you find wounded on the side of the road (as a wolf) and take in/nurse back to health — i can’t shift back into human form because it’ll freak you the fuck out. you share your secrets and hopes and dreams with me, and i fall in love with you, so, when you’re away from home, i shift back into a man and try to get you to fall in love with me too. 
• i’m an assassin, you’re my target
• i’m a trouble youth, you’re the head of a youth home that takes me in
• i’m a soldier, you run a war-protest group
• i’m a soldier, you’re the girl i met and fell in love with before i shipped out to iraq, only to go missing, presumed to be dead. two years later, i show up on your doorstep — only, you’re married with a baby. (based on traveling soldier, by dixie chicks)
• i’m a play-it-safe banker, you’re the live-on-the-edge girl that gives me a ride to the gas station when my car breaks down
• we’re stuck together, trying to survive during the zombie apocalypse
• i’m leading a rebellion against the king, you’re his heir
• all the aus. 
• every au